FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: Is this all fictional?
No. Quit asking me this.

Q: What are these things?
We aren't exactly sure. Terms we've used have included oddity, curio, and bleedover (assuming they "bleed over" from another dimension/plane). Generally, we call them curios, because they're mostly mildly interesting with no real use. And it's fun to say.

Q: How do only you and your friends find these things??
A: A witch's curse, most likely.

Q: Do you have a timeline of when each of these discoveries were made?
A: No. Time is an illusion. I mean this in a way which probably wouldn't make sense to you now but will maybe make sense in the future, which is the past..

Q: How are the contents of this museum in your shed, on this website, and mostly destroyed, all at the same time?
A: Shut up. Just shut the fuck up.

Q: What's wrong with Dan?
A:We took some of the money we got selling #11 and got him checked out by an actual brain doctor. After hours of psychological examination, she finally broke the news to us that he has an incurable case of genuine dumbfuckitis. If you would like to help this poor man, please donate to me, because if you donate to Dan, he'll just spend your money on enamel pins and ceremonial daggers.




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